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    <description>What a senseless waste of human life.</description>

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 <title>Cat Playing Duck Hunt</title>

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<description><![CDATA[<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C0SnrLksc2w?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C0SnrLksc2w?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> <br /><br />]]></description>

 <category>LOLCAT</category>

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 <pubDate>Wed, 1 Sep 2010 09:09:41 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>I think I better DANCE now!</title>

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<description><![CDATA[Help!<br />
<br />
I need anyone and everyone to help me win this karaoke contest here in India.  What's in it for you?  You get to laugh at the video of me pretending to be Tom Jones.<br />
<br />
Go to the <a href="http://www.kroaknights.com/midday">KroakNIGHTS Midday web site</a> and vote for my video clip.  Don't worry, you don't have to register or anything.  You don't even have to watch the video if you don't want to.<br />
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And please send this link to anyone else you know who might A) Enjoy watching a fat white guy performing for a room full of Indians and/or B) Want to help me win! <br /><br />]]></description>

 <category>Shameless Plug</category>

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 <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:15:18 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>Cats don&#039;t care</title>

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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=2015">They really just don't care.</a> <br /><br />]]></description>

 <category>General</category>

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 <pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 20:58:15 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>Outsourcing unit to be set up in Indian jail</title>

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<description><![CDATA[Companies are always looking for cheaper offshore workers, but really?<br />
<br />
Here is the <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8677486.stm">story</a>:<br />
<blockquote>The unit, which is expected to undertake back-office work for banks, will work round the clock with three shifts of 70 staff each.<br />
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Working in the unit will also be financially rewarding for the prisoners. </blockquote><br />
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 <category>Dumb</category>

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 <pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 08:34:47 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>I&#039;m just helping her conceive, man!</title>

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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJrgFvSQ-f0">The Big Lebowski -A XXX Parody</a> <br /><br />]]></description>

 <category>General</category>

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 <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 05:14:20 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>MechWarrior 4 . . . For Free</title>

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<description><![CDATA[Microsoft has released <a href="http://mektek.net/projects/mw4/index.html">Mechwarrior 4</a> . . . for free.<br />
<blockquote>Finally, the long awaited moment has arrived!<br />
<br />
Studio MekTek, in association with Smith and Tinker, INC., Virtual World Entertainment, LLC, Catalyst Game Labs, and Microsoft Games, is happy to announce the release of Mechwarrior4 Free.<br />
<br />
Getting started is easy. Just download and install MTX, MekTek's free content delivery and updating system. Once installed, simply click the Games Available tab, select Mechwarrior4: Mercenaries and click install. The game will download and install, all within MTX, and as updates become available, MTX will help you keep your game up to date.</blockquote><br />
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 <category>Game</category>

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 <pubDate>Tue, 4 May 2010 08:26:48 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>Good Show Sir!</title>

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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/">A wonderful collection of terrible, terrible Sci-fi and Fantasy book covers</a><br />
<br />
I've read a few of these! <br /><br />]]></description>

 <category>General</category>

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 <pubDate>Sat, 1 May 2010 08:52:07 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>Never leave the house again</title>

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<description><![CDATA[ <br />
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<a href="http://www.justin.tv/synthnine9#r=Yk8eqD8~"> MST3K streaming 24/7.    Oh yeah!</a> <br /><br />]]></description>

 <category>General</category>

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 <pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 03:36:49 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>Robert Culp</title>

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<description><![CDATA[This is late, but in case some of you didn't know:<br />
<br />
Robert Culp, who starred in I Spy and the Greatest American Hero <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/2010/mar/25/local/la-me-robert-culp25-2010mar25">died last month.</a><br />
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 <category>Sad</category>

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 <pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 09:07:02 -0500</pubDate>

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 <title>If Starbuck Drove a Car</title>

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<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://jalopnik.com/5510077/battlestar-galacti+car-the-street-legal-viper"></a><br />
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Click the image for more information  <br /><br />]]></description>

 <category>Fracking Awesome!</category>

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 <pubDate>Tue, 6 Apr 2010 19:30:59 -0500</pubDate>

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